~/upturtle

Hosting
for the vibes.

AI-native hosting for vibe coders. Push the thing your AI just built. Get a real URL. Show your friends. Maybe charge them.

$5/month per app · 14-day free trial · no credit card to poke around

Friendly turtle (placeholder art — real artwork in progress)

~/how-it-works

Three steps. No DevOps PhD. No YAML pilgrimage.

01
Tell your AI to ship it

Your coding agent already knows our skills. It pushes a container, we do the rest.

02
We host it

Boutique infra, sensible defaults, your-app.apps.upturtle.com out of the box.

03
You vibe

Share the link in the group chat. Tweak the prompt. Ship again. Repeat.

~/why-not-the-big-guys

The big clouds want you to scale. They want a credit card on file and a forecast and a "solutions architect" assigned to your account.

You want to ship the thing you and your AI just made. To one URL. For your group chat. Or your aunt. Or to see if it works.

We are the small thing. On purpose. ↓

no surprise bills

Flat $5/month per app. No bandwidth tricks. No "request units".

your code stays yours

We host it, we don't own it. Walk out the door any time.

indie, on purpose

Built by a tiny team that answers their own emails. Not a megacorp side hustle.

boring underneath

Kubernetes, containers, real DNS. The fun is on top, the boring is on the bottom.

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